I recently mentioned America's First Sergeant's post on Zombie Preparedness in a blog post.
I have a response for his recommendation of the Dead On Tools 14 inch wrecking bar as a Zombie deterrent.
" Dear First Sergeant,
I'll see your Dead On and raise you a Stanley Fat Max Extreme FuBar III. We recently visited our local Forest Lumber store (which was awesome) to pick up free rain barrels, anyway, I was telling my buddy Larry about your post on Zombie Preparedness. We were scoping out wrecking bars and roofing hammers and came across this beauty. I've decided the Dead On Tools 14 inch wrecking bar is for Girl Scouts and Army Rangers."
As you all can see, that is a tool!
I couldn’t get over the FuBar name, a totally classic Marine acronym (Google FUBAR if you don't know).
Pictured above is my buddy Larry Fisher, Norman Oklahoma.