World's hottest airline hostesses are ...

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A NEW survey reveals Virgin Atlantic has the most attractive flight attendants with 53 percent of those surveyed picking Virgin's "red hotties.

You aren't reading this post anyway so why comment on it? I actually considered being a flight attendant at one time. My best friend's step-mother had me convinced it was fun and I could have my pick of any of the female attendants. I don't know about that, but it might have been fun for a while.

Decapitating Owl Caught

A Maine barred owl that had been decapitating chickens has been caught.

Authorities say the owl was captured Sunday in a barn where it was killing a chicken a day and flying off with the head.

The owl was taken to a wildlife rehabilitation center.

Seriously? Do they really think they will be able to rehabilitate the owl NOT to decapitate chickens? Hehehehe. Sorry that was too easy.

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Woman Dies After Butt Injection at Philly Hotel

A day after a 20-year-old student from London died from getting silicone injected into her buttocks at a Philadelphia hotel, police have questioned a woman who might be connected to the case, myfoxphilly.com reported.

Silicone? 

I thought you killed people by injecting them with window cleaner?