Every few years a list like this comes out. This one has the gall to call itself a "TOP" Ten List. I don't know if they are the TOP of anything. I also wonder who thought that a cable TV channel changing its line up is something special.
The best TV on Nickelodeon is iCarly and its shown in the early evening most evenings. That show cracks me up. But I digress.
This are SOME of the things kids today won't know anything about. I'd prefer to make my own list of...
THE TOP TEN THINGS KIDS TODAY WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE, DDDN Edition
Sports without steroids.
Everyone in professional and pre-professional sports uses one form of body enhancing
medicine chemical or another. Some have been banned and are strongly discouraged. But for everyone of those there are probably
two waiting to come to market. The true athletes of yesteryear no longer exist. Men and women like, Jim Thorpe, Babe Ruth, Jim Brown, Pele, Sonja Henie, Wilma Rudolp, Dorothy Kamenshek, Sophia Loren (trust me, she was athletic).By the time the kids today will have begun competing in High School most of them will have been exposed to one or more forms of performance enhancing drugs.
Record Albums.
In just a few decades there will be no phone booths. None. The children today all have cellular phones. They talk endlessly on them and share those conversations with EVERYONE AROUND THEM. It is for me one of the most rude things kids do today. So much so I told my nephew how it was rude and asked him to stop doing it. No one wants to hear your conversation, move to somewhere private and finish.
Being out of Completely Out of Touch
Nothing annoys me more than when I can't get a signal and make a call with my cellular phone. Perhaps the only thing more annoying is when I need to get a hold of one of my kids and they don't INSTANTLY call me back or text me. Very few kids today will never experience a
quiet walk in the woods where no one will know where they are, can reach them 24/7 via cell phone, and the amazing feeling of
no one knows where I am and I like it that way.
Anonimity
Not only can I safely say most kids today will need to look this word up on their Internet-ready PDAs, kids today will never be
anonymous. They will never know a world where every little detail of your existence is available to just about anyone willing to open an internet (or whatever they call it in the future) browser or pay for it from a service. The days are gone when you can walk into a business and they aren't trying to collect a thousand pieces of information about you, the shopper, so they can market even more crap to you. When you can go to a bar and introduce yourself with a fake name and have a meaningful one night stand with that woman who's name you forgot ten seconds after buying her a drink.
Fear of Communism
This is another one of those words kids today will have to look up. What they will read will be a description of this form of government. What they will not read in that description is the
genuine concern that your way of life will end if we let those
RED BASTARDS take over the world. While there are still some communist countries out there, by the time kids today are adults it won't really look like the
communism of yesterday. And if the current regime in America is any indication of the future, many of these kids will wonder if that isn't a better way of living. I mean, how bad can it be if we are all equal and have equal shares in everything and no one has to work very hard to make it happen?
Natural Food Products
This entry is a little less easy to put on the list but I firmly believe the majority of the world's kids today will not eat food that was not
modified genetically. Is it a bad thing? That is for another generation to decide. Already today most of the corn you eat has been modified genetically. Even the corn that you plant and grow on your own. There is already evidence that genetically modified corn pollen is being unintentionally deposited on non-modified corn plants, creating hybrid corn.
Eyeglasses
With the popularity of laser eye surgery and the advances in eye care the children of today will not know the pain of being called "
four-eyes", "specks", "
Poindexter", "
nerd", and dumbass. While today's kids have much more hurtful things to say to other kids, a generation or two ago it was directed at kids with glasses. But at least eye wear will live on at the movies. Once thought to be a gimmick, "
three dimensional movies" are back and back in a big way. I find them entertaining but no substitute for a good script and great actors. This is just another way Hollywood has dreamed up a way to sell us movies we would probably not see normally. When they remake Terminator in 3d I may have to picket the movie theatre.
Textbooks
Forget the
tactile feel of a book printed in quality paper and bound in leather. Forget the need for shelves in your home to store the cumbersome tombs. Forget something? Look it up on your internet ready phone, PDA, Game Console, whatever. Just type in your query on Google or Bing or Dog Pile or Fling or Get'em or whatever search engine takes over the world and get a revised and consolidated view of the subject presented to you by whoever wants you to think what they think about the subject. My nephew is starting 8th grade today with a new laptop provided by a grant from somewhere. His school work will be emailed to him, worked on a computer, tracked and graded by a computer and stored
forever mined for patterns and data until they complete the study and then lost to him and the world when it is dumped. It doesn't matter because it was probably wrong anyway and they wanted him to learn their point of view anyway and for that, he can Google it. By the time kids today graduate college most, if not all, of their textbooks will be electronic.
Malaria
If
Bill and Melinda are successful, Malaria will be eradicated. The big killer and crippler of my generation was Polio and by the time I was born it was already seriously on the decline in the developed world. 99% eradicated world wide in just 50 years. Malaria, I predict, will be the next one. Its a good thing we are genetically modifying our crops to increase production, because 1 million new mouths and stomachs (and their children's mouths and stomachs) to feed in the poorest of countries will be hard to fill.
But this list goes to eleven...
Manufacturing Jobs
It seems as every new generation of business magnates takes over and tries to make their billions in stock options, more and more jobs leave our shores for lands where cheap labor abound. I am comfortable in my prediction on this one in both directions. As the developing world
catches up buys more and more American dollars to prop up their own worthless currency, manufacturing jobs leave the United States. But this is something the children of today's children will see again. The children of today's children will have no concept of manufacturing anything. Sure a few car companies will continue for a while but nearly all of the other jobs will leave. They will leave long enough that the developing world becomes "developed" and those companies will then go looking for a newer cheaper source of labor, which will come in the form of today's children's grand children (or there abouts).
Yes it may be hard for us living today to imagine an America where labor is cheaper at home than that of today's
India or
China or
Mexico or
Brazil but it can happen. As the standard of living goes up in those countries and the politics of the world change, cheap labor could be found in the masses of people recovering from the next great collapse of the world economy. And those children of today's children will grow up with a "
good paying job" and the feeling they did something today when they get home from their 12 hours shift. And it will usher in a new economy and a new era of prosperity for America, that is until history repeats itself and the labor unions and socialists get a hold of it and drive the jobs over seas again.