Thursday, April 15, 2010

Misspoke? or what?

"It is a vital national security interest of the United States to reduce these conflicts because whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower, and when conflicts break out, one way or another we get pulled into them," Obama said. "And that ends up costing us significantly in terms of both blood and treasure."

Whether we like it or not, we have to put up with your socialistic tendencies. Whether we like it or not, we still have 2.5 more years of your so called "leadership". I can't wait until the day we hear you introduced as, "The former president of the United States, Nobel prize laureate, Pulitzer prize winner for fiction in government, Major League baseball's MVP 2011, the only living saint, Barrack Obama. Welcome comrade."

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

You are on your own, good luck with that

The White House has warned state and local governments not to expect a "significant federal response" at the scene of a terrorist nuclear attack for 24 to 72 hours after the blast, according to a planning guide.

President Obama told delegates from 47 nations at the Nuclear Security Summit on Tuesday that it would be a "catastrophe for the world" if al-Qaeda or another terrorist group got a nuclear device, because so many lives would be lost and it would be so hard to mitigate damage from the blast.

A 10-kiloton nuclear explosion would level buildings within half a mile of ground zero, generate 900-mph winds, bathe the landscape with radiation and produce a plume of fallout that would drift for hundreds of miles, the guide says. It was posted on the Internet and sent to local officials.

Hopefully they would at least cordon off the area and keep the glowing people inside the blast radius away from others until they died. You are pretty much screwed if this happens. I would highly recommend you read some nuclear, biologic and chemical preparation books.

There are some very specific rules about water and food when you are in the blast zone. Quite honestly I had this training in the Marine Corps and I'm afraid even I have forgotten a lot of the details. 

Basically the White House is telling you what you probably already figured out. They have no plans in place to deal with this type of attack and you are screwed even if they do write up something. Kthx bye.

Wii Fit injury turns woman into a sex addict!

London, Apr 14 (ANI): Amanda Flowers, a catering worker in Manchester, needs 10 sex sessions a day - courtesy a fall from her Wii Fit board which turned her into a sex addict.

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

I'm pretty sure the DDDN studios will be giving Wii's for Christmas this year to all our female staff.