Naughty, naughty

NEW YORK (AP) — Former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean calls a sex tape she made for an ex-boyfriend several years ago "the biggest mistake of my life."

I hope all the little young people out there realize, NOTHING IS PRIVATE. Every thing you do from now on is going to be on the internet or whatever medium comes after that.

So when do the pageants start screening for sex tapes and naughty pictures?

A special kind of stupid

YUKON — Police officials in Yukon said they’re used to receiving accidental 911 calls. But not accidental calls that lead to a $20,000 drug bust.

At about 6:50 p.m. Nov. 3, a 911 dispatcher received a phone call and heard two men in the background discussing selling drugs, police spokeswoman Klare Ly said.

The dispatcher traced the phone call to a home at 1304 Summerton Place.

When Yukon police officers arrived, they seized 514 prescription pills, ecstasy pills, 70.5 grams of marijuana and 2.2 grams of a white powdery substance, Ly said.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to accidentally invite the cops over to arrest yourself.