Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Poo Flinging Tree Huggers Removed


BERKELEY - As media helicopters hovered overhead, work crews with two "cherry picker" vertical platforms moved into the former live oak grove in front of Memorial Stadium at the University of California, Berkeley this morning and appear to be preparing to remove the four tree sitters remaining in the only surviving redwood tree.
In past attempts to remove them, tree-sitters have hurled buckets of toilet waste at the arborists.
Flinging poo at the cops and tree cutters? That's a felony. Not that these damn dirty hippies will ever want to own a gun or VOTE again. But if they are convicted of assaulting a police officer with bodily waste, they'll just be mouths without votes.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why didn't the tree removers just start up the saw and give the hippies 10 seconds to get out or cutting began.

I for one would like to see the hippies in the tree as it fell.

Plus what if the tree wanted to die???

Fucking Hippies!