All the news that's fit to comment on. Except no one ever really comments. SO it's more like a monologue.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Fark headline: Researchers estimate that "supersede" is the most often mispelled word in the English langague
GLASGOW, Scotland, Aug. 25 (UPI) -- Collins Dictionaries of Britain said its researchers have estimated that the most commonly misspelled word in the English language is "supersede." Spelling iz harde. Harder then it luks.
NEWSWIRE--A study by Collins dictionary company shows that supersede is the most commonly misspelled English word, followed by conscience, indict, foreign, mortgage and phlegm.
I wish I may, I wish I might Recall the C that's in indict. Or to write of Ecuadoran, Add the E-I-G to foreign. A -science suffix must appear If I'm to keep my conscience clear. And though it's coffee that I'm smelling, Mortgage wants its T for spelling. At the end, what's left is lem (If P-H-G were hacked from phlegm).
As for supersede? Erase it: It's defined as, "to replace it."
www.newsandverse.com Light verse, ripped from the headlines
1 comment:
HOW DO YOU SPELL MISSPELL?
NEWSWIRE--A study by Collins dictionary company shows that supersede is the most commonly misspelled English word, followed by conscience, indict, foreign, mortgage and phlegm.
I wish I may, I wish I might
Recall the C that's in indict.
Or to write of Ecuadoran,
Add the E-I-G to foreign.
A -science suffix must appear
If I'm to keep my conscience clear.
And though it's coffee that I'm smelling,
Mortgage wants its T for spelling.
At the end, what's left is lem
(If P-H-G were hacked from phlegm).
As for supersede? Erase it:
It's defined as, "to replace it."
www.newsandverse.com
Light verse, ripped from the headlines
Post a Comment