Monday, June 23, 2008

Don't bring your light saber to Jedi church

If you don't have Midi-chlorians God doesn't want you.

And if you weren't ate up with Jedi-nerd-dom enough, here is the list of Midi-chlorian counts for the major Star Wars characters.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader = 27,700
Yoda = 17,700
Mace Windu = 12,000
Darth Maul = 12,000

After thirty minutes of Googling I could not find a site that listed the Jedi churches in America

1 comment:

Henry said...

That list is bunk. There's no way Luke Skywalker has less than both the Emperor and DV. If you told me that one guy with strength=300 took out two guys with 500 and 600 STR respectively, I'd say "faaaaaack off, bulllllllllllll shit".