If you don't have Midi-chlorians God doesn't want you.
And if you weren't ate up with Jedi-nerd-dom enough, here is the list of Midi-chlorian counts for the major Star Wars characters.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader = 27,700
Yoda = 17,700
Mace Windu = 12,000
Darth Maul = 12,000
After thirty minutes of Googling I could not find a site that listed the Jedi churches in America