Hot for teacher, Utah style

A teacher at Hurricane High School was arrested today, charged with five counts of rape.
Cris Morris, a 29-year-old female teacher from Washington City, is accused of having sexual intercourse with a juvenile male student.
She's got that...are we done yet? look on her face.

Hot for principal, Texas style

HISD officials and Fort Bend County sheriff's deputies are investigating allegations of an inappropriate relationship between a middle school principal and a 14-year-old student.
Ryan Middle School Principal Cimberli Johnson, 33, was temporarily reassigned Wednesday to a central office position, pending the outcome of the investigations, said Abelardo Saavedra, superintendent of the Houston Independent School District.
How do you pronounce her name? Let's just call her Steve.

Worthless degrees don't get as much money?

Presidential candidate suggests that students pursuing worthless degrees should get less financial support.
DAVENPORT, Iowa - GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney said yesterday he wants to link the amount of financial aid college students get to the kind of jobs they pursue after graduation.
What do you say about that Fritz?
Ooops, did I just out you and your degree from Mid-State Beauty and Psychology College State?

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That's what I'm talkin' about...right there.

Kalifornia fires may be at turning point

A firefighter sprays water in a torrent of hot ambers blown back at him and his team by the wind as they try unsuccessfully to prevent flames from the Harris Fire from crossing the road in Jamul, in California's San Diego county. Fires raged across California for a fourth day Wednesday as officials confirmed three people had died and property worth one billion dollars had been destroyed across the disaster zone.
This is what happens when you live in a tinder box. Also known as a chapparal.

Students Strap On Empty Holsters to Protest Gun Restrictions on Campus

College students across the country have been strapping empty holsters around their waists this week to protest laws that prohibit concealed weapons on campus, citing concerns over campus shootings.
That pick reminds me of the Pet Shop Boys for some reason. What's up with that hat?


And you wondered why the Islamic Facists hate us...wonder no more.

Mother, daughter join the Va. National Guard

A South Boston mother and daughter have joined the Virginia Army National Guard together -- recruited by their brother and uncle.
Wanda Seate, 40, and her daughter, Ashley Elliott, 21, will leave for Army basic training at Fort Jackson, S.C., tomorrow.
"It's a privilege for me to be here to serve my country," Seate said. "It's always something I've wanted to do."
Thank you both for your service.

"I love shooting M-16s." Ashley Elliott said.
She's gonna make someone a fine wife someday.

Dad's tattoo Dumble-Doh!

PROUD Paul Croft got a tattoo of Harry Potter wizard Albus Dumbledore on his back but is now being teased by pals after he was outed as gay.
Proud Paul, 36, spent a year having the Hogwarts headmaster etched into his skin as a surprise for his five kids.
But the factory worker has been the butt of jokes ever since Harry Potter author JK Rowling revealed last week that Dumbledore was in love with a fellow male sorcerer.
WTF? Over. Dumbledore's gay, why did that need to be add to the story? And more importantly why did that NEED to be added to the story?

Terror watch list swells to more than 755,000

WASHINGTON — The government's terrorist watch list has swelled to more than 755,000 names, according to a new government report that has raised worries about the list's effectiveness.
That's a lot of watchin'.

Hot for teacher, Florida style

TAMPA – Police say a special education teacher at a Tampa high school has been arrested and charged with having sex with a ninth grade student.
According to investigators, 33-year-old Christina Butler, who teaches at Middleton High School, faces charges of lewd and lascivious battery after detectives say she had sex with a 15-year-old boy who is reportedly one of her students.
Hot? uh no. And not so bright either.

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24 years ago...I haven't forgotten.

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Today it's a parking lot.

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Elephants electrocuted in drunken rampage

GAUHATI, India - Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said Tuesday.
They got drunk, uprooted a utility pole carrying power lines and were electrocuted in Chandan Nukat, a village nearly 150 miles west of Shillong, the capital of Meghalaya state, Kumar said.
They musta drank a bunch.

"Purple Rain" greatest film soundtrack: Vanity Fair

NEW YORK (Reuters) - If you've hummed along, tapped your feet, or even danced in your seat while watching "Purple Rain," "Saturday Night Fever" or "Trainspotting," you're not alone.
I'd have to agree.

Turk forces attacked rebels in N.Iraq: army sources

ANKARA (Reuters) - Turkish warplanes and ground troops attacked Kurdish rebel positions just inside northern Iraq between Sunday and Tuesday evening, military sources told Reuters on Wednesday.
The warplanes flew as deep as 20 km (13 miles) into Iraqi territory and some 300 ground troops advanced about 10 km, killing 34 rebels of the outlawed Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK), the sources said.
Pay attention now class. Let's see how another country deals with rebels and outlaws holed up in the mountains.

Couple get wedding photos after 27 years

MANSFIELD, Ohio - A couple won't mark their 27th anniversary until Thursday, but they've already received the perfect gift: the wedding pictures they couldn't afford when they married as teenagers.
That's kinda nice...funny he took the 150$.

EL principal sends 'Goths' home

AUBURN - Three Edward Little High School students complained of unfair treatment Monday when they were sent home from school because they were wearing Gothic-style makeup.
Fark headline: Goth kids sent home from school for their "makeup" (pics). Subby doesn't know whether to write a poem in protest or to just start cutting.
I couldn't have written anything funnier.

Man levitates outside the White House

DUTCH magician Ramana has been doing his best to freak out American people by levitating in Times Square and in front of the White House.

The illusionist, real name Wouter Bijdendijk, hovered several feet above the pavement with apparent ease. His only "prop" was a stick that he held with his left hand.

WHOA!!! I think I'd be freakin out if I saw some dude do this in person. click the picture for video goodness!

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Violence in Iraq drops sharply: Ministry

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Violence in Iraq has dropped by 70 percent since the end of June, when U.S. forces completed their build-up of 30,000 extra troops to stabilize the war-torn country, the Interior Ministry said on Monday.
The real question is, will violence go up when we start leaving?
And when did Ministry start monitoring Iraq for us?

Travel and Leisure ranks, America's Favorite Cities

Earlier this year, Travelandleisure.com and CNN Headline News polled travelers and residents on what they like (and don't like) about 25 top urban destinations in the U.S. Turns out that people have some pretty strong feelings about New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Miami, and other hot spots—we received nearly 60,000 responses.
Most attractive city? Miami. It was also Number one in clubbing.

Kalifornia wildfires force mass evacuations

This pair of images of the area around Los Angeles on October 21, 2007, shows just how rapidly the wildfires grew. The top image, taken by the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer (MODIS) on NASA's Terra satellite at 11:35 a.m. local time, shows several active fires (outlined in red) emitting small plumes of smoke. By 2:50 p.m., when the Aqua satellite passed overhead, smoke was pouring from several large blazes northwest of Los Angeles. Although Aqua MODIS only caught the edge of the scene during this satellite overpass, the plumes of smoke and dust that can be seen blowing off the coast in the large image indicate the intensity of the winds and the presence of additional fires farther south. The wildfires are forcing at least 250,000 people to flee their homes and destroying hundreds of buildings as desperate fire officials called for help from other states on October 22, 2007.

BC 2nd in BCS with LSU gaining ground

NEW YORK - With its toughest test yet just days away, Boston College moved into second-place behind Ohio State in the BCS standings Sunday. Don't look back BC, third-place LSU gained ground this week and two Pac-10 teams are primed to pounce if the teams ahead of them falter.
That was a ballsy call at the end of the Auburn/LSU game.
OU's weak performance this week against the Big 12's cellar dweller hurt their computer ranking. Which is funny because anyone who plays ISU after us will get help from the close game they played against Oklahoma.
From the article, "The Buckeyes also face their toughest game so far, playing Penn State on Saturday night in Happy Valley." To say they have played cream puffs up to now is an understatement. So why do the computers think Ohio State is so special?

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You know it's not a stripper name if you run it all together.
Tomorrow will be an IGN girl FOR SURE.
Cold front swept across the middle states.

Orlando paper = prostitution front

Law enforcement-officials this afternoon arrested three Orlando Weekly managers on charges of aiding and abetting prostitution.
You will notice that the story is being run by the Orlando SENTINEL, the WEEKLY's biggest competitor.
They will be claiming they were doing a story on prostitution in 4,3,2...



I wonder why everyone is making such a big fuss?

Turkish troops, weapons head toward Iraq

SIRNAK, Turkey - Dozens of Turkish military vehicles loaded with soldiers and heavy weapons rumbled toward the Iraq border on Monday after an ambush by rebel Kurds that killed 12 soldiers and left eight missing.
This could be a problem.

What do you mean you don't own a Hellow Kitty AK-47?

I think it goes nicely with the My Little Pony M4A1.
Hehehe...Sucking Chest Wound Bear.

Hot for Teacher, Kalifornia style

VAN NUYS, Calif. -- A Van Nuys teacher was arrested on suspicion of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy, police said Friday.
I'm guessing the teachers are starting to weed through the potential candidates and are now finding their one true loves....that happen to be underage.

Mounting evidence suggests even moderate drinking risky

You eat your veggies, you exercise at least a few times a week, you gave up cigarettes and hormone-replacement pills, and you have a glass of red wine every day, all because you care about your health.
While your attention has been elsewhere, scientists have amassed persuasive evidence that drinking alcohol - any form of alcohol, even in moderate amounts - can pose a serious threat to your health.
Of course this until next month when a new set of scientist will tell us that drinking is okay again.
Pictured above. Two kids throwing caution to the wind.

100% Real Teachers

SOPHIA Bonham is fast becoming one of Britain's most popular teachers - and it's easy to see why.
Since going topless on the front of a sexy calendar, which included the snap above, she's been bombarded with requests from fellas wanting to study her classy curves.
See, in America, this woman would be a THREAT to our children. IN Britain she is a national treasure.