LANSING, Michigan (AP) -- Firefighters cut a hole in the side of a house and used a forklift to extricate a 900-pound man from his second-floor bedroom after a visiting nurse became worried about his health.
You know Devil, I'm growing concerned of your eating habits. Seriously...
All kidding aside, what the hell, you are so fat that rescue workers have to cut a hole in the side of your house to extract you? Who the f*ck was bringing him all that food? Something is seriously wrong with this country.